With Hallows Eve on the horizon I have been browsing the internet for a costume to wear. (Ya gotta plan ahead ya know!) The most common costumes now consist of pirates, gangsters/pimps, cavemen, pilots, sailors. I even saw a costume in which you dress as an old man with a rather large trench coat. Inside this trench coat is a big wrinkly boaby. WTF!!!! Whatever happened to dressing up as a Zombie/ Vampire/ Frankenstein/ Goblin and scaring the keek outta people? BUT... I've decided to jump on the bandwagon and go for the old man costume... What about you?
Had something cool lined up and for the life of me I cannot remember what it was now..... wil get back to you
Aside from the Pagans and Druids how the **** did this Yankee **** get so big over here? **** Halloween and **** every **** that celebrates it.
I'm gonna stuff a pillow up my top and ****e my pants.... thats right i'm going out as Sally McCoist, on the day he had a wee sneaky work with Neil Lennon.
See the wee ****s that go "trick or treating" ... **** off! "Sky is blue Grass is green Please may I have my Halloween"
Mate had that one a few years ago and his mrs had the female version. The past few years i've dressed up as a priest, Ronald McDonald and an Oompa Lumpa. My girlfriend dressed up as Tina Turner a few years back and when requested to sing Simply the Best she was too smashed to remember the words, but we helped out. I'm thinking Randy Savage or Alan from the hangover. Dead celebs is always a popular one, Winehouse, Columbo etc. just zombie them.
The Oompa one was a belter, me and 3 mates bought the costumes but I went to a party without them, lit to the pipe doing handstands and cartwheels. The RMcD one was good but I had big ass clown shoes on and after a few drinks it was a nightmare to walk in them.
im trying to get a joseph fritzl face mask to complete my outfit. the mask will go well with a RANGERS top
