We live in a democracy, I vote that it should be Halloween weekend every weekend. Always a great night out for the obvious reasons
When I was out at the weekend there was groups of burds dressed up as nurses and school girls etc ****ing magic
I was out anyway. Girls these days usually dress pretty slutty but they let it all hang out on Saturday there. £1 Jagerbombs even made the ugly ones look good. Tremendous
You get turned on by scheme burds??? Drive about Sprinboig at 8 in the morning, and you'll see all the skanks going to the shops to buy their ***s and milk in their jammies. Tramps
Doors locked. Blinds doon. Lights aff. Red wine opened. That's my evening planned. **** the pan-handling wee brats ringing the doorbell every five minutes. Oh aye, disconnect the door bell and naill shut the letter box.
Naw no really, it's ****ing clatty I seen a burd in Tesco one time and I'm sure she had pish stains on her pyjama bottoms
I don't know, I'm talking about going to the shops, or the local "Asian gentlemans establishment" as we call them round these parts.
you do know that if they find out you did a car boot sale they will have the higher ground? ve hove standardz, doont deal wid sylam sikkers (inapuaccent>