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Hairy Cows

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  1. Milk and Kebabs

    Milk and Kebabs Well-Known Member

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    No... This thread isn't about Scottish women, it's about the fur trade.

    Lots of people of course have a problem with the fur trade as it's killing animals just for their skin.

    Fewer have problem with leather products because leather is usually left over from meat trade and would go to waste if hides not used for something.


    Solution: Genetically engineer cows to have long luscious locks. If we can make bright orange zebra fish, and glow in the dark puppies, featherless chickens, and heatless chilies peppers; why not put all that expertise to something that will save the lives of animals farmed just for their pelts.

    Give meat and dairy cows luscious fur. That way, killing a cow for meat saves a few dozen minks.

    Won't somebody please think of the mink?
     
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    Hmmmm.... Not even a sympathy post...

    Ok... How about this then?


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    Dita Von Teese or Octopus crisps, which would you rather eat?
     
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    both smell the same. hairy cows always smell.
     
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    To be fair, I don't know that DVT is hairy. I imagine she is well groomed. I'm willing to bet most people on here would eat octopus crisps out of her anus.
     
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    It was a sympathy post mate, your thread was going down faster than hiag eating a whopper.
     
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    I should put this thread out of its misery.
     
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    The hairy cows got nowhere... But I have faith in the Octopus crisps.
     
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    I’ve shot the cows and eaten the crisps.

    Closed - due to a total lack of interest and the fact that it’s dogshit. :)
     
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