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Hairy Cocks

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jobby Funbags, Sep 16, 2011.

  1. I trim my pubes with toenail scissors but, as I get older, I've got more and more hair on my actual cock which is both unsightly and unneccesary.

    What do all the other old ****s on here do?

    Do you shave them off?

    I'm doing mine tonight cos I've got an opening of tennis courts to attend with Judy Murray tomorrow and you never know (despite giving birth to two lumps, I bet she's as tight as a teenager)
     
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    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I get my boyfriend to trim my pubes whilst he's down there.

    Kill two birds with one stone.
     
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  3. Does he just do the baw/pubic bone hairs or does he shave your actual spam javelin as well?

    If he does, I'd like to discuss hiring him for half an hour <he'sgonnabebusy>
     
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    I get my babrber to do mine - he loves it as he's going a bit short sighted and, thanks to what i told him, thinks he's cutting Bobby Charlton's hair <ok>
     
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    Veet the shaft...
     
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  6. <yikes>

    <wah>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I just leave them on there. The wife never goes down on me anyway :(
     
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    He extracts them with his teeth.

    No pain, no gain.
     
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    i go natural. looks like Pinocchio with an afro
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    i usually only do them every few weeks, i cut them with scissors first and then ive got a set of nicky clarke clippers which i shave the rest off with. once im done it doesnt look right cos im quite a hairy guy so i need to keep going and take care of the arse and that too, ive got a full length mirror in my bedroom and i stand naked on a towel in front of it and when im shavin my arse i need to stand with my back facin it and bend over n look through my legs to do it lol
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bush n' balls get a nice trim once a month. I use the trimming attachment on my electric razor wot I use for shaving during the week. Wet shave at weekends only.
     
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    Jesus Christ - i have a horrible feeling some people are actually being serious <yikes>
     
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  14. <stawner>
     
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    Don't be like that big boy :emoticon-0109-kiss:
     
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  16. I do my pubes about once a month but never the cock.

    You don't see it as much with a rager but it's gonna have to go.

    Nobody wants to see black hairs on a pink tadger.
     
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  17. Right enough, pink hairs on a black tadger would be worse.
     
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