Its all doom and gloom Hang on, have you read the thread on the sunland board about Jack Rodwell? Now that is real wrist-slitting stuff if you are a mackem.
We used to shop at Waitrose for players and broke the world record once. Now we shop at farm foods and turn up near the tills in Morrisons at 8pm to buy stale loaves of bread for 10p and any other old ****e we don’t actually need but our food cupboards look full.
We are shopping for the half eaten bit of chip that is left on the floor at McDonalds that no-one else wants. And thanks to Penfold and Ashley, we won't even be able to buy that.