Haha

On my work's network there's a classifieds section, employees trying to punt all sorts of ****e, like for instance there's one guy who for about a year has been trying to sell his unwanted DVDs, he's now using the 'ideal stocking filler' angle. I mean FFS who puts a second hand DVD in someone's stocking.

Anyway, I just put up an ad for a trainer. Not a pair of trainers, a single, size 10 right foot Nike trainer

I did, aye.

Top, top stuff.

 

Surprised you are showing your face on here.

http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...es-Salt-Cellar?p=7337008&posted=1#post7337008

 

Much you want for it ?

 

Put it on for £2

 

£2 eh. Would you take 75p

 

Aye actually

 

What kind of warranty am i getting with that?

 

Stolen too.

 

In those days it wasn't easy to steal a telly. The ****ers weighed a ton. This is why so many taigs had hernias.

 

No that was from shagging your missus

Don't blame her

 

A different kind of fisting to the one Aldo gave her.

 

Beale, where do you come up with this stuff? Absolute top drawer - never was a name so apt, true entertainment

 

Well,tnot since you changed your name from Jiffy the arse raped spastic.

 

Ya wee brown nosing bumsuck.

 

*Well, not

 

Before the internet was created by aliens, I used to visit car boot sales in a bid to find football programmes, stickers albums and other memorabilia, and it always amazed me how some people had the nerve to try and sell their ****e to the public. The worst things I ever saw were -

A second-hand breast pump
A pair of used flip-flops, complete with discoloured foot printing
A box of newspaper TV magazines
Strips of wallpaper - billed as 'excellent for doodling'
Hairbrush - obviously pre-owned

 

Bet yer family had a great Xmas that year, eh ponders?

 

Thanks boss.

 

Visits car boot sales and is amazed to find people selling their ****e there. Well.......DUH !