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Had to go to Sunderland recently

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ... to watch Wicked with the wife.

    A few observations on my first trip their since the 1-4.

    No one wearing Mackem colours...

    Large gangs of youths walking around with energy drinks asking to ‘borrow’ a quid off strangers.

    The Bridges is **** and in an attempt to drum up punters it clearly thinks charging £1.50 a ****ing hour to park is the best way forward

    The Empire is rather nice to be fair.

    Half of the buildings are boarded up.

    Laughed at the fake tyne bridge.

    Didn’t see the point in the new bridge.

    Mackem graffiti artists cannot spell.

    Oh and half the slappers are wearing those ‘I love JPF’ t shirts.......




    Anyone been there lately?

    Have I missed anything?
     
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    I went to see the Tall Ships there a few weeks ago. Luckily I had had my shots before going. A lot of the bits I saw looked grim and run down tbh so it was on par with expectations.
     
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    Glad the merchandise is still selling. Bit slow on the uptake in Boro like.
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They are quick off the mark if you are wanting any babysitting done though I hear <whistle>
     
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    Lead balloon
     
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    Does anyone actually know where Sunderland is? Oh, yeah the Turd Division, that's where!
     
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    Atletico Mince is a funny podcast. Quite a few songs about Sunderland. All very funny.
     
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    What a bunch of inbred mongs they are.
     
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  11. E.T. Fairfax

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    Eee god, honestly???
     
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    lol @ the 'fake Tyne bridge'. If that isn't Sunderland in a nutshell. A cheap imitation.
     
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    Yep - our "fake tyne bridge" which was designed and built (89 years ago) by the same London based firm who built the Tyne bridge 90 years ago!

    Not like it was designed or fabricated by a bunch of geordies is it?
     
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    It actually was Marcus as I saw Neville Hope and Barry Taylor doing the final fixings one day under the supervision of Dennis Patterson.... true story...
     
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    And yet in terms of iconic image, they are a lot more than twelve miles apart.
     
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    Yet we never claim ours to be an "Iconic image" - it's a bridge!

    And I agree wholeheartedly with @Albert's Chip Shop that the new bridge serves (currently) little purpose. Looks nice and is a feat of mechanical engineering but it takes you from Wessington way/A1231 to an almost derelict area with little to no business. They say it will drum up the business yet I don't know how!
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Aye, even your bridge is in the Turd Division.
     
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  18. E.T. Fairfax

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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Poor bastard. Sunderland is a city devoid of anything worthwhile. The town centre is horrendous and the bridges Shopping centre is not worth visiting.
     
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    To be fair not many shopping centres are worth visiting.
     
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