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Had a **** in work today

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    First time in about 2 years
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <yikes>

    How can anybody possibly go 2 years without a ****?

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    Gambol, Oct 9, 2013
  3. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Must've been carrying his baws around in a wheelbarrow.
     
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  4. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    In work man, in work
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Bealy works in a famous fast food restaurant.
     
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  6. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Where do you work Bealey - a nursery?
     
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  7. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    What's special about today?
     
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    Tina., Oct 9, 2013
  8. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>.
     
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  9. User Deleted

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    got sent a pic fae wee saucy and i was gonna wait till I got home but I had to release the kraken
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    ffs<laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    My old office block was next door to a nursery. I was ootside having a smoke and sneakily adjusting my fly when I looked up and saw the nursery nurse and a bunch of weans looking out the window at me. Near **** maself. I spent the rest of the day expecting the cops to turn up and arrest me.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Today is the day I finally nail you.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 9, 2013
  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Office bird now filing a complaint

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Tina.

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    Who in the ****'s wee saucy? And describe the pic he sent you please.
     
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    Tina., Oct 9, 2013
  15. Tina.

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    Nope. Unless you can tile then you can tile my bathroom but not nail me.
     
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    Tina., Oct 9, 2013
  16. User Deleted

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    Nipple tassles and a hard hat. NOTHING else
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Am gonny hav to dae that noo

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    Gambol, Oct 9, 2013
  18. Tina.

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    Hubba hubba.
     
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    Tina., Oct 9, 2013
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Whit made you think I was giving you a choice on the matter? :huh: :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Oct 9, 2013
  20. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    It's called a sex life
     
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