Got my hole on Friday but hudnae pulled the puddin' or sank it since then. My jizz was a good deal funkier than normal and my knob smelt like the funkiness for a wee while afterwards. Normal?
can anxiety / paranoia invent symptoms for STDs ie tingling feelings or the need to pish all the time??
I remember goin to the gum clinic for a check up a few summers back. Dozens of nervous lookin blokes & only 1 slutty lookin bird I was out having a smoke with some fella and he was telling me that his girlfriend insisted he get tested because she thought he was cheating. All he talked about was the bird in the queue, how filthy she must be and if he should go speak to her to get her number.
I had that before, I reckon. Pish burned like ****, needed to pee every 20 mins, discharge after the pish - and all just after I'd been a naughty boy. Went to the doctor then the STD clinic - **** all. Had to get a cotton bud up the japs eye and all sorts. This is different - it's not sore, my pish is fine. That one ejaculation was just aff-the-scale honking.
I think you've got a dose.. I used to dip the old chap in dettol leave him to soak for a few mins on a low heat and hope for the best. If you do have a dose now is a good time to sleep with an ex, get her infected. Then ring an tell her you've infected her.
I told the missus and all sorts Had to come clean cos there was no way I was distributing the boaby while I suspected it was some sort of vector. Best explanation I can find is that it was a yeast infection or some **** (I'm unaware of how such things work - maybe I caught it aff that manky cow anyway). Is yer mate's pish really cloudy and smelly?
it's no smelly. supposed to go back on thursday for tests. pumped her about 10 times since so that ship has sailed
