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Discussion in 'Portsmouth' started by Tekkersaurus Rex, May 17, 2011.

  1. Tekkersaurus Rex

    Tekkersaurus Rex Member

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    So one of our transfer targets (and a free one to boot), Gary O'Connor, has been arrested for possession of cocaine!

    What next? David Norris flees the country cos it turns out hes the one who took out the super injunction?!

    You have gotta giggle! :laugh:
     
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  2. mikecloud1984

    mikecloud1984 Active Member

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    I did have a giggle also!

    If you are going to be stupid enough to do drugs, let alone get caught with them knowing that as a professional footballer, the fines and bans will be massive - then he deserves everything he gets!

    Thank god we didnt sign him up already and then he got caught!
     
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That solves the earlier problem of half time orange segments then.
     
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  4. mikecloud1984

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    PM - I will gladly hand over the job to the local druggie :) Fancy myself at right-mid anyway!
     
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  5. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Brown sugar in your half time cuppa any-one?:emoticon-0183-swear
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I "snorted" when I read that comment devo :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  7. mikecloud1984

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    Maybe give Kitson a cup with some "speed" in it? might make his legs move faster anyway!
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I know what you mean Mike - he is only marginally quicker than Kanu.......:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  9. mikecloud1984

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    At least Kanu has the ability to make standing still look like some kind of medieval wizardry!
     
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  10. portsmouthtillidie

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    i first wrote on here that he had agreed to sign over a week ago after hearing it from a good source. It has since been spread around a lot of forums, with people even saying he had been spotted at fratton park on Saturday which is not true as he was in Scotland. After researching more i found out that he has not agreed to sign but was only someone SC was looking at. He has been training with Celtic since his release from Barnsley and Neil Lennon was looking into signing him so is most probably going to end up there, well he was until today...
     
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  11. devonFRATTONiser

    devonFRATTONiser Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    All joking aside, we need to sign some-one who knows how to score.






    I'll get me coat.
     
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  12. Tekkersaurus Rex

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    We also desparately need someone who can get up and down the lines quickly...
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    If it's true, he's an absolute Charlie.
     
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  14. mikecloud1984

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    ....they also know how to share the glory and try and form a partnership to be a JOINT top scorer in the team!
     
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  15. Tekkersaurus Rex

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    Even if he does join, there will still be loads of cracks in our team...
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Anyone got anymore in the works?
     
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  17. mikecloud1984

    mikecloud1984 Active Member

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    I think we should also look at buying some more Greek players......i hear Skagheadoffyatits is a great player!
     
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  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Personally, I don't like DEALING in this kind of sordid humour
     
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  19. SFC4BAG

    SFC4BAG Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure your players know how to fill all the cracks.
     
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  20. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    He wouldn't have fitted in at Pompey anyway. I mean, a Pompey player who regularly scored? Not likely! Made a complete hash of things again? ;)
     
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