David Beckham? That **** is really starting to irritate me. He's just everywhere... What the **** is there left to promote? He's got enough money to **** off and never be seen again. Bye David. (rest of the world 'buys David' ffs)
Fist her? Nah... I'd **** her ass raw. I wouldn't want him watching, he'd just steal my technique and claim it as his own
Ah a bit like Gareth Bale and Messi. So without Beckham watching, you would do his wife, for a fee of course.
I actually like David. He's a genuine type of guy with no prima donna traits like some of the over-paid poncey footballers these days. Can't abide his ****in wife though. Talentless twat of a stick like insect.