Guess where rodgers was?

I see nobody has had a bit of fun with this.

Colin Pascoe said ROdgers was on "club business" in europe and it was none of our business.

So... Lets play a guessing game.


Where do you think rodgers was?

Max mosley's dungeon?

Berlesconi's bunga bunga party?

 

In Paris with the club slut for a night of fanny licking. Rodgers might even give her a break and lick her fanny for a few mins too.

he cant get away saturday for valentines so doing it early.

 

This news has coincided with the club announcing a new partnership deal with Nivea for Men. Rodgers is in a posh hotel pampering himself with skin care products.

 

He's gone to throw a brick through Moyes' window saying stay away from Ings

 

i like the valentine's angle.

He's gone to amsterdam to find a glory hole to stick it in so joe allen can polish it.

 

He's in Italy apparently. I think Balotelli left his mojo there and sent Brendan out looking for it .... him being too lazy to go look himself and all that

 

Probably looking for the new Borini. If hes there with Ayre expect an announcement along the lines of "Liverpool swoop for Boronin in 85m plus Sturridge and Sterling deal"

 

Not many, if any, good Italians in the prem. Of course it may not be an Italian player he's scouting.

AFTERTHOUGHT: Is Rafa still in Napoli?

 

It was reported yesterday that he was in Italy

 

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you still not reading threads before posting ....

 

so let get back on track here.

so he was in italy... lets not get carried away with the mundane football ****e.

What would an idiot abroad do in italy?

My guess is he's gone to see the leaning tower of pisa on the premise that its got a world class lean and will please LFC fans as a result.

 

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the last italian had not a great lean

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we should have known

 

By me

 

So you are your secret friend in the know AND RHC.

 

Why would I want to change?

 

Because yesterday's dinner stains are probably dry by now.

 

So many Italians have failed in the PL that clubs seem to just avoid them.

Zola was a rare gift.

 

is there NO chance of getting this back to brendan's bunga bunga then?

 

I have it on good authority that Brendan was actually chasing a legendary catfish (Siluris Glanis) that has recently been observed in the River Po. He hired the services of ltalian master fisherman Alberto Capalini and decided to spend a couple of days trying to complete one of his lifes ambitions of catching a 200lb catfish

 

Stains? that would imply I spill my food