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Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Downthe36, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Downthe36

    Downthe36 Well-Known Member

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  2. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    "Southampton manager Nigel Adkins’s job is still under review by chairman Nicola Cortese despite the club’s recent revival."


    Isn't every manager's job under continuous review??
     
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    Ha! Valid point. Amount of time I spend on here I reckon I am under continuous review as well!
     
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  4. Joe!

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    Well, if the worst was to happen, those are some pretty good replacements. Don't believe a word of it though.
     
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    "IS THE INTERNET STEALING FROM BRITAIN'S SWANS?"
    - hahahahahaha
     
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  8. Joe!

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    Could cancer tax your house?

    Haha, this is great.
     
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    "WILL *****PHILES STEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE MEMORY OF DIANA?"

    "COULD IMMIGRANTS MOLEST YOUR HOUSE?"

    "IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILLING CLIFF RICHARD?"



    Love this site.
     
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  10. Dan

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    ARE THE UNIONS BURGLING THE QUEEN?

    Don't think that's far off from an actual Mail headline.
     
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  11. MMJ

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    My personal favourite is, "have gays molested Britain's pensioners?"
     
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  12. Joe!

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    Will working mothers give Britain's swans swine flu?

    I like the nonsensical ones.
     
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    "WILL THE UNEMPLOYED INFECT THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH AIDS?"

    "IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH DEFRAUDING YOUR HOUSE?"

    "IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT IMPREGNATING CLIFF RICHARD?"

    "COULD THE P.C. BRIGADE TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?"

    "WILL THE UNIONS GIVE YOUR PETS CANCER??"



    Ok, I'm done.
     
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    Haha I just got 'WILL GAYS GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?'.
     
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    "Could cancer hurt you?"

    Remarkably lucid observation by the Mail there.
     
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    WILL THE MMR JAB HAVE SEX WITH DRIVERS?

    HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH IMPREGNATED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

    WILL TWITTER TAX HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

    COULD CYCLISTS TURN YOUR PETS GAY?

    I could do this all day. <laugh>
     
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    WILL FERAL CHILDREN DESTROY PROPERTY PRICES?

    That sounds feasible.
     
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    WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

    Lol
     
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    Is feminism having sex with the british people?

    Will feral children steal from homeowners?

    Will gypsies hurt you?

    Are lesbians impregnating your pets?

    Could foxes turn the church gay?
     
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  20. I Sorry I Ruined The Party

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    Draws and Cup matches are fun. Especially combined with small sample sizes.

    Nigel Adkins has only won one out of the last eight matches!
    Nigel Adkins has only lost two out of the last ten league matches!
     
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