Gross and Di Matteo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...nsider-Christian-Gross-Roberto-Di-Matteo.html

This sort of crap makes me so angry. Although Gross's Swiss & Young Boys connection scares me a little.

 

"Southampton manager Nigel Adkins’s job is still under review by chairman Nicola Cortese despite the club’s recent revival."


Isn't every manager's job under continuous review??

 

Ha! Valid point. Amount of time I spend on here I reckon I am under continuous review as well!

 

Well, if the worst was to happen, those are some pretty good replacements. Don't believe a word of it though.

 

I'm taking a dislike to this 'Sami Mokbel' chap though. What happened to his story about Luke Shaw and Arsenal sorting out a deal on NYD?


In fact, look at his list of article that have been written - lots of odd speculation and lots of tripe: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=&authornamef=Sami Mokbel

 

The daily mail is my least favourite newspaper, this website sums it up nicely http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

 

"IS THE INTERNET STEALING FROM BRITAIN'S SWANS?"
- hahahahahaha

 

Could cancer tax your house?

Haha, this is great.

 

"WILL *****PHILES STEAL THE IDENTITY OF THE MEMORY OF DIANA?"

"COULD IMMIGRANTS MOLEST YOUR HOUSE?"

"IS YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL KILLING CLIFF RICHARD?"



Love this site.

 

ARE THE UNIONS BURGLING THE QUEEN?

Don't think that's far off from an actual Mail headline.

 

My personal favourite is, "have gays molested Britain's pensioners?"

 

Will working mothers give Britain's swans swine flu?

I like the nonsensical ones.

 

"WILL THE UNEMPLOYED INFECT THE MIDDLE CLASS WITH AIDS?"

"IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH DEFRAUDING YOUR HOUSE?"

"IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT IMPREGNATING CLIFF RICHARD?"

"COULD THE P.C. BRIGADE TURN YOUR DAUGHTERS GAY?"

"WILL THE UNIONS GIVE YOUR PETS CANCER??"



Ok, I'm done.

 

Haha I just got 'WILL GAYS GIVE YOUR HOUSE CANCER?'.

 

"Could cancer hurt you?"

Remarkably lucid observation by the Mail there.

 

WILL THE MMR JAB HAVE SEX WITH DRIVERS?

HAS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH IMPREGNATED THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

WILL TWITTER TAX HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?

COULD CYCLISTS TURN YOUR PETS GAY?

I could do this all day.

 

WILL FERAL CHILDREN DESTROY PROPERTY PRICES?

That sounds feasible.

 

WILL THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT HAVE SEX WITH BRITAIN'S SWANS?

Lol

 

Is feminism having sex with the british people?

Will feral children steal from homeowners?

Will gypsies hurt you?

Are lesbians impregnating your pets?

Could foxes turn the church gay?

 

Draws and Cup matches are fun. Especially combined with small sample sizes.

Nigel Adkins has only won one out of the last eight matches!
Nigel Adkins has only lost two out of the last ten league matches!