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Gritting and Snow Clearing

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Nov 26, 2018.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It’s a bit childish... but what would YOU name your fritter/plough etc if you worked for the council?

    Two I heard on the news today had me creased:

    David Ploughie
    Spreaddie Mercury
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Gary Gritter
     
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    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Up the gritter
     
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  4. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Snowla Ameobi
    Matt Gritchie
    Salt Campbell
    Jonjo Shovely

    One works very hard but never actually manages to clear the road

    The next manages to spray more grit on the verge than the road. Despite being two yards out.

    The third never makes it out of the garage despite costing a fortune.

    And the last one is currently off the road after ramming a police car.
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    True Gritter.
     
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  6. Judge Death

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    Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti Slip Machiney
     
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  7. Judge Death

    Judge Death Well-Known Member

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    Gritallica - salt 'em all
     
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  8. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Two or more gritters...snow patrol
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Rage Agaist The Gritting Machine
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    The stadium of light gritter

    Aka row N seat 46
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    The Pennywell Pussy


    Cos it spreads easy...
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    All that gritters ain’t cold!
     
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    Sand.

    Am I missing the point here?
     
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    What a stupid thread, if you get my drift.
     
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    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Have they run out of salt yet?
     
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    Salt Easers
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Brad grift
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Eddie Blizzard
     
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    Gulivar
     
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