greetings from beyond the grave

I will now reveal the secrets of the universe.

I can confirm that Jesus was just the Spanish guy who invents time travel in the year 2457.

There is no god.

Garry speed enjoys our sense of humour.

The meaning of life is to try and corrupt as many people in to partaking in perverse sex acts as possible.

Mark speight and Gary speed are now a couple, they enjoy daily mutual chokey ****s with Michael hutchence.

There are no brown people in heaven.

The highs boson lives in gambols piss pipe.

Tina has a penis, Jen has squint tits and hornette has a beard.

Octopus porn should be encouraged.

Mopes get no sex.

All religions got it wrong.

All hail the mighty Odin.

Any further questions should be written down and burnt with incense while chanting divine mantras under the 6th full moon of the Chinese callander.

I will name my successor in due course.

 

Ban this sick ****!

 

........

 

You are also the only girl on the internet.

 

In case you forgot, you named your successor months ago!

 

or a year ago wasnt it.

 

i meant my internet successor

Kim Jong Un may prove unsuitable for internet usage.

 

Who are your choices then?

 

Yep which is 12 months!

 

dont know yet, which ever dictator i can find the funniest avatar for.

 

THATCHER!!!!!!!

Curse the cow...

 

you clever boy!

 

Thanks, I do try.

 

I might keep Kim and just put a black arm band on my avatar, i quite like this character.

 

You'd be hard pushed after all the dictators that were on here last year...I think most of them got covered!

 

which is why im thinking of keeping kim

 

I see.

 

Yourself included.