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Green Tomato Chutney

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by romneymarshranger, Dec 30, 2011.

  1. romneymarshranger

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    At the end of the summer I had a large quantity of tomatoes which didn't ripen so I decided to have a go at making some chutney. I found a recipe, bought the other ingrediants that were required and set about making it. When ready I asked a few friends/neighbours to try a bit and they all said it was a VERY GOOD SAUCE and perhaps the local deli would sell some for me. I took some to the deli and he said yes mate I'd like to buy some so I said you sure DEFOE was his reply. I dropped some off to him and he gave me a cheque for the agreed amount, but sadly the cheque bounced so I think I was DONE in that DEAL!

    Does this mean anything?:tongue:
     
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  2. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    It means you're a SOURCE manufacturer. Never realised CB was a delicatessen though!
     
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  3. StanleyBowlesNo10

    StanleyBowlesNo10 New Member

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    Yes I get it.......I should've tried making chutney in stead of getting p**sed off with me tomatoes not ripening and just binning them<doh><doh>
     
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  4. Renault Ranger

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    DEFOE need a good catchy BAs-SONG for your advert



    I'll get my coat
     
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  5. CernyBerny

    CernyBerny New Member

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    Some one wake me up......
     
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  6. romneymarshranger

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    Are you sure you want to wake up cos then you'd have to join the real world? It's not a nice place mate - some people keep getting the hopes of faithful fans up with their 'in the know predictions!' Trust me mate stay asleep in the cosy world of CernyBerny it sounds like a much better place to be!
     
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  7. The other R in Houston

    The other R in Houston Well-Known Member

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    That's 2 1/2 minutes of my life that I'll never see again. Thanks lads.
     
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  8. romneymarshranger

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    Ha ha I just laughed so much at that I spilt my chutney all over the carpet - she's not happy she told me I was a MESSI git - oh no you dont think.....,
     
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  9. StanleyBowlesNo10

    StanleyBowlesNo10 New Member

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    Ok let's all stop being KUNTZ and say what we mean.The ZAMORA i think about us signing strikers the more confusing it gets DEFOE.
    It's not just the strikers EIDER (gudjohnsen) The longer i LIVERMORE the SAMBA things keep occurring and posters just end up BASSONG...ing their heads against
    a brick wall and taking the wrong RHODES.AND ROS another thing ALEX(i like) lot of these players, and if they are COLLINS choice all the better, but KENWYNE expect
    them to JELAVIC really quickly together who knows oh well on ward we march to the RIDGEWELL of prem survival
     
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  10. BrixtonR

    BrixtonR Well-Known Member

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    The Sun getting to you SB10?
     
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  11. StanleyBowlesNo10

    StanleyBowlesNo10 New Member

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  12. The Billionth QPR Fan

    The Billionth QPR Fan Well-Known Member

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    I'm not FORLAN for any of this
     
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  13. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I certainly RELISH these types of posts. They really cut the MUSTARD compared to other types, which tends to get me into a bit of a PICKLE when other posters fail to CONDIMENT one another in a SAVOURY way. I find it particularly amusing when certain contributors PEPPER their dialogue with SALTY language, rather than unnecessarily DRESSING it up, whilst other posters inevitably fail to KETCHUP with their doings. Er... etc.
     
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  14. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    And it's TARTARE from him...:grin:
     
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  15. 1982_Ranger

    1982_Ranger Well-Known Member

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    we've all FAURLIN for it once already.
     
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