green king food

[qprted]

absolute crap,went into pub orderd sausages two burgers and chips,couldnt belive it served 5 sausages but they were the suize of cocktail sausages,ive never seen smaller burgers,would you believe they could have redeamed themselves with the chips but they served up only 15 of them ,no wonder they are the most profit making breweries in the world,anybody else have any bad experiences

 

[kiwiqpr]

Surely this can't be Ted
Not one angry capital in a long post
And it doesn't rhyme

 

[sheffordqpr]

tEd went for lunch at his local Greene King
He wasn't very 'appy
It seems as if the meal
Was unfortunately rather crappy

15 chips! I hear him cry
You must be having a laugh
This will not do, you bloody fool
Who's had the other half?

I asked for sausages complained our teD
Not these chipolatas
I wouldn't serve these to a Chelsea fan for
A ****ing starter

Call these burgers said our TeD
They look like hockey pucks
If you expect a ****ing tip,
You're rather out of luck!


The Bard of Loftus Road!!

 

[durbar2003]

What idiot would eat at a place where the king is green?

 

[TootingExcess]

What idiot would eat at a place where the king is green?

You a prefer to eat where the castle is white, Durbs?

 

[Lawrence Jacoby]

absolute crap,went into pub orderd sausages two burgers and chips,couldnt belive it served 5 sausages but they were the suize of cocktail sausages,ive never seen smaller burgers,would you believe they could have redeamed themselves with the chips but they served up only 15 of them ,no wonder they are the most profit making breweries in the world,anybody else have any bad experiences

Was it off the kids menu?

 

[durbar2003]

You a prefer to eat where the castle is white, Durbs?

I actually like white castle

 

[qprted]

well greene king are the most powerfull brewery in europe with profit of 190 million,i think the men of bury st edmonds should take a leaf out of mitchell and butler who have created much more sensable meals yes i do mind paying 10 pounds for a meal that is a complete joke up against a mitchell and butler steak or mixed grill