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green king food

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  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    absolute crap,went into pub orderd sausages two burgers and chips,couldnt belive it served 5 sausages but they were the suize of cocktail sausages,ive never seen smaller burgers,would you believe they could have redeamed themselves with the chips but they served up only 15 of them ,no wonder they are the most profit making breweries in the world,anybody else have any bad experiences
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Surely this can't be Ted
    Not one angry capital in a long post
    And it doesn't rhyme
     
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    sheffordqpr Well-Known Member

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    tEd went for lunch at his local Greene King
    He wasn't very 'appy
    It seems as if the meal
    Was unfortunately rather crappy

    15 chips! I hear him cry
    You must be having a laugh
    This will not do, you bloody fool
    Who's had the other half?

    I asked for sausages complained our teD
    Not these chipolatas
    I wouldn't serve these to a Chelsea fan for
    A ****ing starter

    Call these burgers said our TeD
    They look like hockey pucks
    If you expect a ****ing tip,
    You're rather out of luck!


    The Bard of Loftus Road!!
     
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    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    What idiot would eat at a place where the king is green?
     
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    TootingExcess Well-Known Member

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    You a prefer to eat where the castle is white, Durbs?
     
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    Lawrence Jacoby Well-Known Member

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    Was it off the kids menu?
     
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    durbar2003 Well-Known Member

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    I actually like white castle :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    well greene king are the most powerfull brewery in europe with profit of 190 million,i think the men of bury st edmonds should take a leaf out of mitchell and butler who have created much more sensable meals yes i do mind paying 10 pounds for a meal that is a complete joke up against a mitchell and butler steak or mixed grill
     
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