Classic Sid-isms
“Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.”
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
“I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor. They'll have to play outta their essence!”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”
“Bristow reasons . . . Bristow quickens ... Aaah, Bristow.”
“Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete.”
“Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a waterbuffalo with a pea-shooter”
“The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in with a portion of chips, you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them”
“He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.”
“As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here.”
“The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!”
“This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.”
“There's only one word for that - magic darts!”
“Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!”
“I don't know what he's had for breakfast but Taylor knocked the Snap, Crackle and Pop outta Bristow”
“When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer..... Bristow's only 27.”
“If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.”
“They won't just have to play outta their skin to beat Phil Taylor. They'll have to play outta their essence!”
“Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis”
