Great weather for you jobless ****s

So get off your computers and get outside and enjoy the good weather.

Just spare a thought for those of us stuck working in a stuffy office and paying for your benefits.

 

I can see Toby lurking here

 

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Tell him...go on...

 

Had to drive to a meeting today and the streets were packed full of fanny. Many sporting this season's fashion of denim hot pants. The drive back from the meeting was just as lovely.

Seriously, how on earth can you be a left footer when there is clunge strolling about like that?

 

I'm in too good a mood to be rude to Sam. Sucks to be him though

 

Tell me about it sam.

Get jobs people and pay for me at uni

 

I love the summer dresses. They are the best article of women's clothing.

 

I like a lass in a babydoll

 

Are you older than ER? I didn't know they still did those.

 

I bought two for my ex

Sexy! Hubba hubba etc.

 

Yeah, they are nice, but I still like women's underwear better. That disny sound right. Ye's know what I mean.

 

Are you the washing line thief?

 

Scottish weather makes the job difficult though. They wimmin hardly ever have their lacy undies oot on the line.

 

Bet you've nicked loads of these over the years?

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And wellies. Lots and lots of wellies.

 

Aye those ones with the buckles on the side are sexy as ****

 

Shagged a lassie who was wearing wellies at a camp site.

Good times.

 

Someone did a ****e in my mates welly at T in the Park in 2007. Daft **** had bought them at the thing as well, cost him £25.

 

These are the things that must be done when opportunity presents itself. It's the law.