She was a girl from Birmingham She just had an abortion She was case of insanity Her name was Pauline, she lived in a tree I walked into the Nag's Head for to sustinate me belly, There was a fit crack in the corner but I knew her **** was smelly, She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick, Said her name was Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick. Treat your women like toilets They're happy when you're abusing them But toilets don't follow you round when you've finished using them
And Dan shat himself, he had diarheoa. He said "Oh lads, it's no fun to dance." And he goes upstairs to change his underpants. Now he opens the window, wipes his ass, And throws the offending bags on the grass. He shouts "everybody come and look at this, They're streaked with **** and they're stained with piss, But don't look at me, they're not ****ing mine." But his loving mum had sewn his ****ing name inside. She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
You ****ed old yankee crony git You screwed up bastard commie **** You evil hag with blood-stained hands **** you! ****ing hang! **** it! **** and bollocks and **** and **** ****er and winkie and poo I can swear a rainbow Swear a rainbow Swear a rainbow too Body of a woman Mind of a child Shadow you sure do drive me wild You're only fourteen years old
I never thought that it would happen We me and the girl from Clapham Out on the windy common That night I ain't forgotten
She dealt out all the rations With some or other passions I said you are a lady Perhaps, she said, I maybe
One of me best mates, He come from Macc, And we used to go out pulling crack , Now we know it were just a farce, 'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse . He's got scabs from stalking other men, We're never going to talk to him again, He's gone all nesh and he's making us sick, We wouldn't give him cheese off us dicks. Now he's a ****, we can't handle it. Now he's a ****, he does spermy ****s. Now he's a ****, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.
Wake me up before you go-go 'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo Wake me up before you go-go Take me dancing tonight Almost 3 decades later, I still live my life by these wise words.
My daddy was a bank robber He used to work for Rangers He just loved to live that way And he loved to steal your money
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini That she wore for the first time today An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, yellow polka-dot bikini So in the locker she wanted to stay Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more
"All right," said Fred, climbing up a ladder With his crowbar gave a mighty blow. Was he in trouble, half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome. So Charlie and me had another cuppa tea And then we went home.
Bet youre wondering how I knew `bout craig whytes plans to make me blue with some other guy that he knew before now the two of those guys have fled to monaco it took me by surprise I must say when we were liquidated yesterday dont you know that I heard it through the Pape-vine....
Yeah, my blood's so mad, feels like coagulatin', I'm sittin' here, just contemplatin', I can't twist the truth, it knows no regulation, handful of Senators don't pass legislation, and marches alone can't bring integration, when human respect is disintegratin', this whole crazy world is just too frustratin', and you tell me over and over and over again my friend, ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.
Why are you at the clinic, kid? Same thing as you, I've got infections on my micky That have spread to my pubes
