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  1. Hash.

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    A BRITISH firm have brewed the first beer laced with VIAGRA.

    The new tipple, which is guaranteed to beat brewer's droop, goes on sale this week.

    Downing just three bottles is equivalent to taking one of the blue pills which enhance men's sexual performance.

    The brew, called Royal Virility Performance, has been specially created to mark the forthcoming Royal Wedding.

    The 7.5 per cent ABV India Pale Ale also contains extra aphrodisiacs including Horny Goat Weed and even chocolate.

    The label features the words 'Arise Prince Willy' and 'Celebrate Big Willy Style' — and makers BrewDog have sent several bottles to Prince William for the wedding night.

    Just 40 bottles of the £10 tipple will be produced initially, and will go on sale on April 29 at BrewDog.com. All the proceeds go to the charity Centrepoint, which Wills supports. But buyers will be limited to one bottle each due to the powerful effects.

    The firm plan to continue production if it is a success.

    A string of British brewers have already created special edition royal wedding beers, including Adnams' Royal Wedding Ale and Castle Rock Brewery's 'Kiss Me Kate'.

    James Watt, co-founder of BrewDog, said: "As the bottle says, this is about consummation, not commemoration."
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

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    It's not getting an erection that's the problem. It's that when I've had a few I can go for ****ing hours without cumming. Nae problem for the burd mind you, but it's ****ing frustrating!
     
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  3. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I think it's a bad idea, if you're pished then sometimes it would be better down than up, with some of the munters kicking about.

    A mate of mine got his drink spiked with 4 viagras a few weeks ago. Turned up for football the next day and played with his erection <laugh> **** didn't even waistband it.
     
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  4. Mick

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    Is this the Scottish firm that keep brewing mad strong beers as ****ey publicity stunts?
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

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    Aye, they have a bar in Aberdeen. A German brewery beat their record, so brew dog made a stronger one called sink the bismarck <laugh>

    Some of the beers are stronger than whisky <yikes>
     
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  6. Kim Jong Il

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    and all of their beers taste ****.
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <ok> Agreed
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Apparently they do a whiskey in the far east which has amphetamine in it. And a beer with formaldehyde <yikes>
     
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  9. staggie

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    Brewdog = dug's piss
     
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