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Great Movie Insults

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    [video=youtube;Xa_db5l0q4Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_db5l0q4Q[/video]
     
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  3. Trypsin-1

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    [video=youtube;Z-IYk7YVW80]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-IYk7YVW80[/video]

    not an insult but it's a youtube video <whistle>
     
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  4. Mind The Duck

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqccyUpnZwA

    True Romance

    Dennis Hopper on sicilians
     
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  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
     
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  6. Psychosomatic

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    These three are not from films, sorry, but I quite like them nevertheless (two from Winston Churchill and one from Prince Philip):

    Lady Nancy Astor: If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee.
    Churchill: If you were my wife, I'd drink it.

    Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut, Sir?
    Churchill: In silence.

    Lackey: How was your flight, Sir?
    Prince Philip: Have you ever been on a flight before?
    Lackey: Yes, Sir.
    Prince Philip: It was like that.


    There is a kind of elegance in such cruelty.
     
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  7. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    [video=youtube;CzznDfa-F9s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzznDfa-F9s[/video]

    i mean get off my car&#65279; before you flip it over you fat **** <laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    [video=youtube;0CWfPUrmeiU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CWfPUrmeiU[/video]
     
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  9. Trypsin-1

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    i prefer 'shut the **** up donny' <ok>
     
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  10. Mick

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    <laugh> proper tears.
     
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    ****ing brilliant hash <laugh>
     
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    [video=youtube;q7oXYgw0h_U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7oXYgw0h_U[/video]

    'why was I born handsome instead of rich?'
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    From Car Wash - the bloke who played Huggy Bear in Starsky & Hutch "I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get!"
     
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    The best ever...even Vorderman cracks up.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Erm, it's no real.
     
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  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Quotes please, I can't watch Vids at work.
     
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    I see.

    Thanks.
     
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  18. Null

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    "you cock juggling thunder ****!"

    "sit your 5 dollar ass down before I take some change"

    "mafia, I **** em"

    "you long streak of piss"
     
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  19. DevAdvocate

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    Are those quotes or are you just having a go at me?
     
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  20. Null

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    <laugh>

    Bit of both ...

    The ones I posted are two hundred great movie insults. Worth a watch!
     
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