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Great explanation of how a Bailout package works

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by thefanwithnoname, Nov 24, 2011.

  1. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It is a slow day in a little Greek village. The streets are deserted. Times are tough. Everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.

    A rich German tourist drives into the village and stops at the local hotel. He puts a �100 note on the desk, telling the hotel owner he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs in order to pick one to spend the night.

    The owner gives him some keys and, as soon as the visitor has walked upstairs, the hotelier grabs the �100 note and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the �100 note and runs down the street to repay his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the �100 note and heads off to pay his bill at the supplier of feed and fuel.

    The guy at the Farmers' Co-op takes the �100 note and runs to pay his drinks bill at the taverna.

    The publican slips the money along to the local prostitute drinking at the bar, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer him "services" on credit.

    The hooker then rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill to the hotel owner with the �100 note.

    The hotel proprietor then places the �100 note back on the counter so the rich traveller will not suspect anything.

    The traveller comes down the stairs, picks up the �100 note, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, pockets the money, and leaves town.

    No one produced anything.

    No one earned anything.

    However, the whole village is now out of debt and looking to the future with a lot more optimism.

    And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is how the bailout package works!!
     
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  2. MaHatMaBunnet

    MaHatMaBunnet New Member

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    where did you copy and paste this from?
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    It was sent to me
     
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    Honestly have you got **** all else to do apart from post cut and pasted ****e on GC all day?
     
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  5. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I can do a religion thread if you want?

    I found it interesting so posted it

    You dont like it **** off. simples <ok>
     
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  6. MaHatMaBunnet

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    <ok>
     
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  7. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    guess why?
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    By Allah?
     
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  9. Ba's Strawberry Syrup

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Mary Pitcaithly
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    from falkirk council?
     
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  12. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    <ok> and OBE to you
     
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  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    shes a cow.

    her daughter would get it though <ok>
     
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  14. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    she is/has <ok>

    why do you think they are sending me emails?
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    is<ok>

    if falkirk council is involved its probably corruption/incompetence related. either that or you are the new terror advisor.
     
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  16. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    how very dare you <grr> terror is illegal
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    so is bribery and anyone i have ever dealt with at falkirk council is criminally incompetent.
     
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  18. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    I worked in public sector for most of my adult life, at senior levels. If i told you some of the **** that went on you would think it was a conspiracy theory

    What gets me is the criticism we give to some third world countries for being corrupt

    no one IMO is as corrupt as us lot in Britain. Just better at hiding it
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    falkirk council is as corrupt as you can get, theres a lot of cash stuffed envelopes getting passed about the planning office allegedly :bandit:
     
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  20. thefanwithnoname

    thefanwithnoname Well-Known Member

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    Its the same everywhere tbh

    The amount of wining and dining that goes on in secret is astonishing. Believe it or not its like the perception of masonary
    I was actually invited to a 'meeting'. Turned up and there were some odd 'friends' there
    Basically It was a suprising as walking into a room and seeing Hitler sitting with a rabbi having a drink and a laugh
     
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