Great British **** Off

Anyone watch the baking programme?

Couple of fit birds this year it seems. May actually be worth watching ..

What’s everyone’s favourite cake?

 

Nah think you meant to pm Sucky with this mate.

 

He likes cake or ****ing to the bake off?

 

I only eat cake when there is a famine and bread isn't available.

 

More importantly would you masterbake to a programme with a fit bird kneeding some dough?

 

Partial to the odd Belgium bun and Eccles cake.

 

Why not, I did to March of the penguins.

 

Bet you can’t buy those over there?

Is baking within your repertoire?

 

Dunno what noel fielding is doing there, talk about square peg in a round hole.

Strange one that

 

Correct! usually you may get those luxury items in the big city's but yes I can make quite a few cakes myself and tend make on demand from other expats on market days where bartering is the norm.

 

When does it start?

I'll watch, yeah. Better than most of the ****e on TV.

Pie week is best.

 

My favourite week too.

 

I never ate anywhere near enough cake back in the day when I could eat anything and my body would just destroy it.

Nowadays if I watch bake off for even 15 minutes I’ll put on 7 stone and end up in a depressed misery, and that’s on top of paying for a new tele cos of that ****ing Goth.

 

I've just the thing for you Tel, throw the TV out the window, join a health club and go walking then eat all the cake your heart desires.

 

24th October 1981 was the unforgettable day I discovered black forest gateau.

 

Was the main course Chicken n chips in a basket?

 

I can’t get my head round quite why this show is box office.

A load of people baking ****, cracking.

Chocolate and cherry btw.

 

Best cake in the world.

 

It was a significant family birthday, we had about 20 of them.

I ate a lot of it.