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Great Balls of Fire

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Mar 22, 2013.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm - I'd have said setting fire to someone's groin was a bit more than "a single thoughtless act" but perhaps I'm old fashioned.
    Nice guys though - get invited to a party and then spend the night relentlessy bullying and tormenting the host and abusing his hopsitality in the worst way imaginable. Sounds like every football ground in the country when the scousers are in town.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poor **** thought he had made new friends and the bastards turned on him.

    A bit like Not606 really.
     
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    Imagine being a ***** and a ****.

    Bit like a hun I guess.

    :shocked:
     
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    Setting fire to peoples balls is for ****s n *****s!
     
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    There are some vile characters in the UK these days, mass sterilisation is the answer.
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's your answer to everything.
     
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    I wonder what his girlfriend's reactio is when she asks him to go and buy something nice for tea from Waitrose and he comes back with a bag of recently ripped out human reproductive organs?
     
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    How did you know I shop at Waitrose?
     
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    I was bored one day so decided to get someone to fit tracking devices to all the GC crowd. You want to see some of the shops that Gambol goes into <yikes>
     
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    <laugh>.
     
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    And I donlt know what you're laughing at young man - €300 to spend an hour with someone who looked like Molly Sugden???????!
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>

    You wirny supposed to be stalking me after I sold you the equipment to do the stalking with

    <grr>

    Anyhoo, what do you think of Tina's gaff? I think the parquet flooring needs replaced.
     
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    I pm'd her, told her I knew someone who could replace it and gave her with a quote - I think the quote was from Shakespeare.

    How nice is Pud's shed? Can't believe what he gets up to in there though........
     
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    Haha, ya cheeky ****er!
     
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    Poor bastard. Hangings too good for those twats.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ye went too far there, dan. Pud's shed is not to be talked about. <laugh>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    An the cheeky bitch didn't take ye up on the quote?

    Actually, am no surprised. The last time I was in there I had to put a pint of milk in the fridge and a loaf in the bread bin. Then empty the cat litter, feed the cats. Change a few light bulbs and fuses.

    My motto is if yer gonny be a secret home invader be considerate. :bandit:
     
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    Isn't that article the first-half of the plot to Dead Man's Shoes?
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    I'm all shook up.

    I'd like to say this is a highly unusual story but it really isn't is it? Similarly disturbing crimes are commonplace nowadays,the evil bastard should have been found guilty of murder but we just knew that wouldn't happen. The Crown will more or less always accept a plea of culpable homicide in cases like this and the perpetrators usually do a few years, (maybe even as little as 18 months or less) and then get back on with their lives because they've paid for their crimes.

    I'm old fashioned but I don't believe 18 months or so in a Youth detention centre is any any way near enough for taking someone's life.
     
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