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Grand National sh1t thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Star of David Bardsley, Apr 13, 2018.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I see Chase The Spud is there at 66/1 so surely a punt for @The Ginger Finger

    Children’s List at 100/1 for @CBD saffy

    Who are you backing?
     
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  2. Tiddler

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    I usually spend £60 and do a £10 combination f/c for the National. Might have a cheeky £20 e/w on Seeyouatmidnight as well this year.

    Seeyouatmidnight
    Captain Redbeard
    Blaklion
     
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    I've got a bit of winnings knocking about from the Masters golf.

    Blacklion I think looks a winner, Lord Windermere a decent plodder as an outside bet. Total Recall another that potential will complete the course.


    **** knows though really!
     
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  4. Saintmagic

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    Bet365 do a brilliant offer for this (as long as you had an account with them before yesterday).

    Bet up to £250 on each way bets and get half your money back straight away. I've done it the last few years and done 10 horses a tenner e/w and the horse I fancy 25 e/w. Get 125 back into my balance as soon as I hit bet and can withdraw it. With the prices of the national you only really need one to come in the top 6 and you have basically your money back. I've done it the last few years and think the most I've lost is £20 and one year I had first, second, fourth and fifth and was about a grand up.

    You'd have to be pretty unlucky to not get at least one in top 6 when backing 11/40 horses I think.
     
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  5. Saf

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    What the ****
     
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  6. Star of David Bardsley

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    100/1. You’ll kick yourself if you aren’t on it.
     
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    Tend to do 4 for different reasons ... current thinking

    Anibale Fly
    The Dutchman
    Milansbar
    Shantou Flyer

    ... all each way
     
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  8. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Am I missing something or are you just blatantly implying I'm a nonce? (Not Of Normal Criminal Element) (Thanks, @Skylarker )
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    I'm going with Shantou Flyer each way. Price looks very generous to me.
     
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  10. Star of David Bardsley

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    It was a tribute to your excellent thread.
     
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    He only has one eye and will probably get mashed at Beechers.
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Tiger Roll 14/1 & Delusions of Grandeur 100s placed
     
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  13. Ucello Conti
     
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  14. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Horse that knows the course and a bang in form jockey. Good shout <ok>
     
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  15. But tipped by a man who couldn't forecast a scorcher in the Sahara <wah>
     
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    And if he is on it he'll get whipped by an irate jockey.
     
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    Bugger! I only got 10/1 on Tiger Roll <doh>

    I need another app on my phone other than William Hill! :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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    Hills are a joke. Any long odds bet should be done on Betfair Exchange.
     
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    Still 14/1 on Bet365 :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I got 9/1 at the counter and 66 for the donkey only spent £8 . £3 each way on tiger roll and £1 e/w on delusions of grandeur
     
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