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Graham Carr

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  1. Shakhtar

    Shakhtar Member

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    God bless our chief scout Graham Carr (Alan Carr's dad). He has done ever so well in just under two year's, compared to predecessors' in the role.
    Within the last few year he has brought in:

    Leon Best : £1.5
    Dan Gosling: Free
    Sol Campbell: Free
    James Perch: £1m (reported)
    Cheick Tiote : £3.5m
    Hatem Ben Arfa: £5.75m
    Yven Moyo: Free
    Stephen Ireland: Loan
    Shefki Kuqi: Free
    Yohan Cabaye: £4.5m
    Demba Ba: Free
    Sylvain Marveaux: Free
    Mehdi Abeid: Free
    Gabriel Obertan: £3.25m
    Davide Santon: £5.3m
    Rob Elliot: ?

    not bad for around £25m + Signing on/agent fee's

    <laugh>
     
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  2. Kyle?

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    I can tell you with certainty that Graham Carr isn't in Norway at the moment....
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    I'm currently attached to his arse so I'll pass on your regards
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    £8m for Cabaye and Tiote makes some £35m fees look ridiculous doesn't it!
     
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  5. Kyle?

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    Bargains.
     
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  6. Vuckic's Faces

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    I wonder who he has next in mind.....


































    Hesakmi..? <whistle>
     
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  7. Shakhtar

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    The whole lot for half the price of Torres! What a guy
     
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  8. Kyle?

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    Not again <doh>
     
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  9. Colly NUFC

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    I'd say I like him so much I'd have his kids, but that conjures up a very unwholesome Alan image...
     
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  10. overseasTOON

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    The useless bastard never spotted Jelle Vossen <ski>

    Still want him in place of Ranger and most likely for the same wages...
     
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  11. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Cabaye, Ba, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Santon, Best = Jordan Henderson

    Utterly ridiculous
     
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  12. Shakhtar

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    True, however, he is still at Genk waiting for our call
     
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  13. Shakhtar

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    Liverpool's chief scout must use the potential ability on Football Manager to find a bargain
     
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  14. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    <laugh>

    Comolli is a **** he needs to start taking notes
     
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    thanks dad!
     
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  16. Kyle?

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    I've lost all respect for Graham Carr, now i know that unfunny pile of ****e is related to him. i pity Graham, how did his son end up like that?
     
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  17. Alain Pardeaux

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    I didn't know he was his Dad either. I vaguely remember Alan Carr mentioning his Dad was involved in football but never put the two together until now. Regardless of his progeny, Carr senior is mint!
     
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    Apparantly they're really close despite having personalities that are pretty much polar opposites.
     
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  19. Gluteus Maximus 1892

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    You mean you didn't watch that little thing they did together for NUFCtv (or is it nufcTV?)? It was also mentioned on the Who Do You Think You Are programme on BBC.
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Everyone has a bad **** from time to time.
     
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