Michael Gove is turning out to be as big an embarrassment as Boris Johnson - his latest edict has left himself wide open to ridicule.... Throwing his logic back at him could be amusing though - my offering: If you don't benefit from a DUP bribe, you shouldn't pay for those who do... Anyone got any more?
“I have repeatedly said that I do not want to be Prime Minister. That has always been my view." “But I have come, reluctantly, to the conclusion that Boris cannot provide the leadership or build the team for the task ahead." “I have, therefore, decided to put my name forward for the leadership."
If you don't want fireman to receive a pay increase from your tax contributions, your house shouldn't be saved in the event of a fire!
"If you don't send your children to state schools, you shouldn't have any say over what happens there."
