http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Newcastle-defeat-Tottenham.html#axzz2KVC1tIFU Turns out to be.... please log in to view this image I've took home bigger scratches on my bellend after pulling a granny in the Fighting Cocks at Durham! Talk about the French not being up for the scrap.
Got to admit it didn't look much at the time but, a break is a weird thing probably a fracture rather than a full on snapped bone though.
It's just heavy bruising apparently, good news. He's only gonna be out for a couple of weeks, but lucky for us all we have is a couple of Europa games which he couldn't play in anyway.
No idea, I've heard cool kids say it. They're so cool with their cigarettes round the back of the bike shed.
Alreet Jarra lad, he's probably from a nice place full of nice ladies. Where I come from you're lucky if you have a cock left at the end of the night.
Agree 100% with this sentiment - even them up the road I wouldn't want injured - Only Suarez would I ever wish any serious injury on. However - oxygen for a bruise and a scratch??/ Come on!!
Soft tart, ****ing heavy bruising??? my arse, give him a few weeks in the Sunday leagues and he'd know what heavy bruising was the soft twat.
This. I'm sorry but any mag who wants to come on here and defend that soft French ponce needing oxygen and a ****ing stretcher for that should feel ashamed. My 8 year old little girl wouldn't have cried on about that injury. Ffs I'm embarrassed for the bastard to be honest Flanders.
Couldn't care a less about him getting oxygen personally. All I'm bothered about is that it's not serious. He can come out and play in a tutu for all I care as long as he plays like he has been.