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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Saw that on twitter. I'm amazed he can write or read <laugh>.
     
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    It's the follow up to Shola's autobiography 'touch of elephant'...
     
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  4. Rum & Black for 2

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    Which in turn was a follow up to Obi's autobiography "Hung like an elephant"

    Unfortunately Obi's was more fiction than fact.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Which in turn followed 'trev's take on playing by the rules' which consisted of two words 'no comment'.
     
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    In training for a marathon, so I find all this advocating walking instead of running simply appalling.

    and he's a lazy twat of the first degree who should be sent back to France on the first rowing boat available.
     
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    Look up Farklets mate if you don't already do them. My PT guy says walking is actually key to running faster :)
     
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    Obi, for clarity a Marathon is not a chocolate bar anymore so that doesn't count.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Hang on just a minute, if a Marathon isn't a choccy bar, what is it?
     
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    Hahaha.
    It's a 26.3 mile endurance race.
    We have to call the choccy bar Snickers according to the food Nazis.
    A bit like JPF.
    We have to call him JPF when he used to be called Gladys before her change.
     
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    Sod this Marathon lark, I'm off for Mars Bar.


    For Obi...


    I need a Mars Bar
    Hey, raid the Spa
    To help me through the day
    I need a Mars Bar
    I've had ten so far
    It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
    It helps me - makes me - work rest and play
    I never eat my dinner
    I push away the plate
    You can see I'm getting thinner
    Because I just can't wait

    To get my Mars Bar
    Hey raid the Spa ...
     
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    A ditty by a certain three-peice Candadian beat combo, m'lud
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>

    I look forward to other books from the squad:

    Ship Turning Circles - Williamson
    Look honey, I got a corner - Sammy
    The many different tastes of grass - Cabella
    The luxurious world of physio rooms - De Jong

    In music news:

    Aarons/Janmaat/Krul are releasing a cover of The Animals - We gotta get out of this place
     
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    I hear that Ameobi Senior had modelled his playing career on the famous novel, "The 39 Steps".
     
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    Is that the one with the introduction by a certain Mr M Owen?
     
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    Krul/ Janmaat/ Perez/ Aarons - Recorded a song together - Walking back to Happiness.
     
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    To be fair the title is more Shola-esque - never ran in his life!
     
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    B...b...but I've just smashed Eddie Izzard's "43 marathons in 51 days".

    And I mean totally smashed it, with 49 days to spare.
     
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