Gotta love Fridays

The birds driving through to town to pick me up as I type, then it's back to hers for some absolute filth

She's working all weekend and said it's the only time for shagging til next week. Aye, for her at least

 

right ye are shagger. you'll be on pornhub aw weekend

 

I'm going to a gig on Saturday in Maggie Mays. Usually decent fanny in there, if not I'll head to Karbon

You out this weekend?

 

ML11 is taken in to hospital with a terminal case of the ****ers cramp

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aye am out tonight. meal with the folks then ma mates up from london so we'll hit ra toon. probs merchant city then maybe Karbon or equal approved

 

Dougie - I had one of them when my wrist was broken by a copper

Nev - have a good one

Dougie - Hope your weekends ****e

Both - I'm off, catch ye's

 

see ye

 

I think Castleger must be deid. He wasn't on here getting it up us about early finish.

 

the words chokey and **** spring to mind

 

chokey pokey bum ****.

 

that has a nice ring to it. no pun intended

 

Seems like karma has ****ed me over. Won 60 on 3 draws Saturday, took it to the casino. Got it up to £400 then went out with my brother, leaving the chips with a mate. Brother got us both banned for trying to fight a bouncer and they wouldn't let me in for my chips!! Told my mate to take them and cash them, but because he was using a different colour they wouldn't let him

Now I'm in my bed ill as **** and can't even go to the casino today to get my £400

That'll teach me for being a ****

 

still at least you didny lose any money.

 

Just 400 quid

 

he's no lost it. am guessin his mate still has the chips