***gotry of the highest magnitude.

The ****y **** in here just whipped out a ball of wool and started knitting during his lunch break. says hes making a jumper for his wean. <barrowman>

 

Knit me a jumper kimmy baby.

 

with a better together logo on it?

 

Men knitting?

This marks a new low in the decline of western civilisation. Unless he's looking for medical retirement on psychiatric grounds, in which case good luck to him.

 

Does he like Slipknot?

 

Completely unrelated but couldn't be ****ed to do a new fred.

A young man appears to have livestreamed his attempt to commit suicide by setting himself on fire while 200 people watched online...

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You're badly mistaken. The street knitting and urban knitting that takes place in our inner-city ghettos are among the toughest and most heterosexual activities you'll find.

 

They still teach it as part of the curriculum in Shetland schools

 

I asked a bird i know to knit me a jumper for Christmas, with this picture on it but sadly she said she needed more time.

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She promised to make me a topical one next year

 

did he died?

 

Does that mean woolly cock warmer?

 

Excellent for the winter months they are. I've got a knitted bobble on the end of mine.

 

Mine is a one-eyed balaclava.

 

Functional.

 

Does your cock ever run into a bank brandishing a shotgun and yell 'This is a stickup'?

 

I think GC has just invented a new form or puppetry/role play

 

Yeah, I'll play the part of Tom Thumb.