It's ****ing freezing out here Frank. Sideways snow and gale-force winds, just got back inside. I forgot to put any thermals on (daft **** that I am) and I'm so glad to be back inside now. When I'm taking reading I don't really move much so you're pretty much just standing waiting in the cold.
Some **** knocked it over I'm on a main road so loads of folk would have seen it. I'll just need to build another one, this time with a blue folder covering his face
At T in the Park some **** had "Friztl's Basement" written on his tent. Beat me writing "Dog Rapist" on my mates tent hands down.
Fritzl the snowman was a man with no soul, With a basement dungeon and an incest fetish And two eyes as black as coal. Fritzl the snowman is a fairy tale, they say, He was made of snow but the children Know how he came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that Old silk hat they found. For when they placed it on his head He began to dance around. O, Fritzl the snowman Was alive as he could be, And the children say he could laugh And play just the same as you and me. Thumpetty thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, Look at Fritzl go. Thumpetty thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, Over the hills of snow. Fritzl the snowman knew The sun was hot that day, So he said, "Let's run and We'll have some fun Now before I melt away."
