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got knifed last night

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  1. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    but anyways thats enough about me up the saints
     
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  2. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    in london that means you are gay and got bumbed,im not sure what you mean can you enlarge on the statement was it a penus or a knife,and was it longer than six inches
    THANKS
     
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  3. Velcro Roy

    Velcro Roy Well-Known Member

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    It's strange I normally like obscure.
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    VERY OBSCURE I PRESUME IT WAS A MILLWALL FAN,IF SO THATS JUST THEM BEING FRIENDLY
     
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Up the Saints mush <ok>
     
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  6. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    BUT WHY DID HE GET KNIFED,I DONT UNDERSTAND DOES HE GET KNIFED VERY OFTEN
     
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  7. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    CAPS LOCK off please.

    Ta.
     
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  8. benditlikeabanana

    benditlikeabanana Well-Known Member

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    Always found it strange that West Ham call themselves the Irons. Its Cockney for ****, as in Iron Hoof.
     
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  9. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Originally Thames Ironworks....God bless Google<laugh>
     
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  10. Che’s Godlike Thighs

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    I got accidentally shot with a harpoon through the leg last night while out with some mates whaling. The force of the blow knocked me into the sea where I then had to fight off a pair of killer hammerhead porpoises. Anyway, that's enough about me, up the Saints!
     
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    qprted Poet Laureate

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    wow i also got shot in the leg with a harpoon gun,but i was trying to fire it at some chelsea fans,but it really hurts dosnt it,a lot of my friends call me harpo because of this
     
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  12. Saints_Alive

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    You sure it's not because of the Marx Brothers Ted?....
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to say that a lot of my friends call me 'elephant dick', but unfortunately I haven't got any friends.
     
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    Ah, but would your non-existant friends friends say this because of impressive genital proportions, or because its covered in inch thick grey skin? Just curious really so don't want any photos.

    On another note, I got one of my mates to stab an annoying Scot yesterday but anyways, up the Saints
     
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  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Or a dick?
     
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  16. Channonfodder

    Channonfodder Rebel without a clue.....

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    Perhaps this would be better in Beefy's, I mean Koeman's corner?
     
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  17. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    Or just shut down?
     
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