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Got in with a fat bird last night...

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  1. NUFCaw

    NUFCaw Active Member

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    And I liked it :smiley-finger007:
     
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    Katy Perry remix?

    Got in with a fat bird last night and I liked it
    Tasted just like kebab on a stick
     
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  3. Toon_Tiger

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    OMG like dat iz like so kool.. did yas finger her tooo :p lol

    in all seriousness.. congrats on your first time... heres to many more <ale>
     
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    ^^LOL^^

    Was she just fat or like Michelle McManus fat???
     
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    Jock McMagpie, Jun 2, 2011
  5. Arfa's Left Foot

    Arfa's Left Foot Active Member

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    Fat birds = not cool man.
     
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  6. Toon_Tiger

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    So cruel but so funny <laugh>
     
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    BBW you sicko.
     
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    Watch out, Tash will be getting jealous
     
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  9. NUFCaw

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    She wasn't ginormous, just canny large.

    Her gay male friend also wasn't happy with me for some reason. Probably down to my shocking dress sense.
     
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  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Womens clothing?
     
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  11. Jock McMagpie

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    It was McManus wasnt it!!! Admit it!!!!



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    Similar &#8209; More sizes &#8209;
     
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    <laugh> The first one has to be the fat bird!
     
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  13. NUFCaw

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    I can confirm it wasn't Michelle Mcmanus. This land whale had brown hair.
     
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    Fudge packers these days eh..
     
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    Also im not ashmaed to say this wasn't my first fat bird :D
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Alfie

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    I took part in the Blind Masturbation Championships at the weekend.

    Don't know where I came.
     
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    Alfie, Jun 2, 2011
  18. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Breasts don't count if she's fat , you know that right?
     
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  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Speaking from experience, you regret the ones you didn't when you get older. The "every holes a goal" method should always be applied. The great thing about larger girls, or even just slightly chubby ones, is they try that bit harder as they don't know when they'll get the next one. Good on you son for not being a fatist. (the weight judging version of mussolini)

    Of course if she was McManus size, you're sick, get help.
     
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  20. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Rick Waller?
     
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