Face and shoulder feel like they've been rubbed across 3 miles of carpet at speeds of mach 3. Now that my face looks like venoms does that mean I'm scared of clowns?
1. Did your rectum prolapse? 2. Can you now smoke spliffs through your cheeks or did they patch up the holes? 3. Pics or it never happened 4. You would have to repeat the same accident again and again for decades whilst rubbing dog poop into the wounds to even come close to looking like Venom
I rode a bike yesterday for the first time in years, one of those hired city bikes with a basket on the front, rode it from charing cross station to the Broomielaw. I had the wicked witch of the east's theme tune going around my head as I rode.
1. Never seen it coming, or at least didn't expect it so no. 2. No holes, just chemical burn looking facial features. Got a script for trammies but that ran out on Monday cause folk just shouldn't give me drugs. 2. No pics for anyone I'm afraid. My phone took more damage than the bike did and has been written off. 4. Not really a question, more of a statement mate. Can @monacoger confirm?
http://archive.trekbikes.com/us/en/2014/Trek/x_caliber_5 Except in green and white <wasn'toriginallymine> Dunwurryguiz its got an orange mudflap please log in to view this image
If you want to ride a bike go to the park. Roads have been around for years and they are very useful to help car drivers get around, cycle lanes are quite a recent and completely unnecessary addition to them. In London they named their bikes after Boris Johnson who is a well known ****. That speaks volumes.
