I've not had many texted through recently and what I have had hasn't been great quality. Anyone got any new stuff? Here's an example received today from a citeh mate. My nephew has been offered a trial at Manchester United. This is a truly great day in any young referee's career.
Can we have some real funny jokes please? I don't mind us taking the piss out of purselves, but we've had a day of it. I want a giggle
Me and my wife have split up because we wanted different things from the relationship. She wanted love & commitment I wanted her sister
Mancini has said he'll be bringing in one new face in January...apparently Tevez and Lescott have been fighting over who gets it
My mate asked, "How's the wife?" "**** knows," I replied. "She was moaning at me last night so I kicked her out." "She'll soon come crawling back," he laughed. "I doubt it," I said. "I was doing 80 at the time."
Snow is like a cock, its measured in inches, soft to the touch, cums when you least expect it and it never gets as deep as you'd like it. Driving in the snow is like eating pussy. If you don't slow down and pay attention you could slide into the asshole in front of you! BE CAREFUL THIS WINTER!
A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl, afterwards they go back to her parents place, and just beginning to have sex on the couch when he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck.. Before he could turn around her father said "if you're a real lorry driver you'll be able to back out of there with a full load!!"
FOOTBALLThis will probably not come as a shock to many but without Robin van Persie's nine goals and four assists, Premier League leaders Manchester United would be languishing in 13th.
