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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    With my own office, which even has a window and a fish tank. I'm the only guy in the place too, the other employees are burds or roughly pumpable standard. Oldest is around 25. The only downside is the **** actually expects me to work.
     
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  2. User Deleted

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    nice kim whatdo u work as?
     
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  3. Brendan Rodgers Trannies

    Brendan Rodgers Trannies Active Member

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    Those cabins don't mop themselves.
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Technologist in an architects office.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Nice work if you can get it young Douglas.

    Pics of the birds or they don't exist.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    translated into english:

    CAD Monkey <ok>
     
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  7. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    im a cad monkey too

    what u on a year kim?
     
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  8. - SW6 -

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    What the **** is a CAD?
     
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  9. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Here we go. Another hun earning thousand per week...
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Not enough. Think I'm on about 18k just now.
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    he gives blow jobs to the bosses and lives in the office.
     
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  12. User Deleted

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    so am i kim its a ****ing disgrace

    i just finished college and i was expectin a hefty wage rise considerin im here a day (20%) more than when i was at college, but i got a 4% rise with every **** else
     
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  13. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Computer Aided Design
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    I got **** all at my old office for finishing college so I made them pay to train me as an architect instead. Then they paid me off <laugh>
     
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  15. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Doug, you need to get one of these wee burds pumped and come on here with all the details and pics

    Do it for Not606
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Who you calling a hun ya ****y **** ?
     
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    <ok>.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    yeah but you're a darkie.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Now I've heard it all, ****in CAD monkies expecting a decent salary <laugh>
     
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  20. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    haven't had a wage rise since 2010. absolute gutter. going to go free lance this year though but that means I'll actually have to work :(

    yous are on ****e wages. get yer bosses telt!!
     
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