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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    new joke. For those who missed it...

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    The pilot, now open the ****ing door!(made it up myself)
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2015
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Knock! Knock!

    ....
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Come in, the door's open pal
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2015
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hate you.
     
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  5. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    This **** is a good ****^
     
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  7. monacoger

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    ^so is this ****<ok>
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2015
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You should get the wee copyright symbol for your jokes
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Apr 4, 2015
  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That is a cracking idea, let's speak about it with baz at bowling on Tuesday
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2015
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  10. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    lol oor Baz doesn't like his new nickname does he?

    Ugly Betty <rofl>

    Nice one
     
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  11. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Biggish
    Biggish who
    Nah thanks mate, I already have one
     
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    DevAdvocate, Apr 4, 2015
  13. monacoger

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    Booooo, get aff the ****in stage(made it up myself)
     
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    monacoger, Apr 4, 2015
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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Ponders
    Ponders who?
    Ponders the Genius, the one who makes this site worth visiting

    Good one, eh?
     
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    Ponders Revisited, Apr 5, 2015
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  15. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Knock knock
     
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    Toby, Apr 5, 2015
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    great song.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Apr 5, 2015
  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toby, Apr 5, 2015
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  19. monacoger

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    Pyoor pish ya ****, ya wee mad **** bastard ****
     
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    monacoger, Apr 6, 2015
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