Got a date for Paddy's Day

With this wee blonde bit, cracking set of tits.

She's shacked up with some midget cos they've got a kid together, but she's told him she's off out with a "pal".

Result

 

Blonde hair???

You need to do a bit more research before these types of posts

 

im sure it was you that told me she was blonde!

Anyways, you enjoy your night in with your son

 

My burd is now blonde.

Suits her

 

I'll say

 

My mrs is on her rag too TN8 so you'd be buying her drinks all night for ****all

The bird she's going out with is an Indian who's married to an Irish guy. The irish guy is giving them a lift there then looking after the kids!!!!

WTFs going on!!

 

sounds like you need to have a word about the sort of company she keeps Brum

My missus was on her rag last week then went back home to NI at the weekend for a week I'll be ****ing myself sore.

 

I know - its wrong

An irishman marrying an indian? What the ****?

And staying at home on paddys day? He and you shoudl get a kicking - more so you

 

there's gotta be a joke in there somewhere, has there?

 

Probably somethin to do with curry flavoured Guinness.

Think of the ring sting of that one. Ouch.

 

Bingo

 

Think the mrs' mom will be on babysitting duty

She has thursdays off so will probably have to take my son to Nursery as the bird will be suffering with a hangover!!!

Just sounded out a few pals see what they're up to

 

I think it might be 'curtains' for you Brum To be sure To be sure

 

Apparently he only goes out to watch the football!!!

Not many folk go out on the actual day up here, the parade is on the Sunday before so thats the main event for folk to go out. I've asked about & will be heading out myself when someone replies to my texts!!!