Gosport

Couple of people beside me on the train from Gosport.

It's officially the worst accent I have ever heard.

That is all.

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After the trauma of yesterday's Edinburgh experience too. It's a miracle you still have your sanity.

 

I thought this was some new sports retailer

Go Sport

 

Sorry Dev there is no "watford gap" in Gosport.

 

Beat it Grandad, no one wants your old timey humour on here.

 

How thick are you?? Not getting Fingers' joke?

Dear oh dear you old ****. Time you retired disgracefully.

 

You first Gramps, I can almost smell your pishy drawers from here, time to invest in some Tena For Men.

 

We don't usually get out of Fife very often, but the next time I escape it'll be to stab ER in the heart.

 

Fifers are not allowed in God's county I'm afraid.

 

You will be doing the world a huge favour

 

Getting out of Fife? I doubt it Billy No Mates.

 

Does anyone ever get out of Fife?

 

Fifers shouldn't be allowed in any county other than fife.

 

The fact that they insist on calling it "The Kingdom" tells ye all ye'll ever need to know about Fife.

 

Gosport is close to something called P*rtsmouth, in fact close enough to count as a suburb. A **** suburb of a pretty ****ing grim town, to be fair. The weather's nice in that part of the world though.

 

I was in agreement with you AR until you said about the weather being nice, Southampton yes, skatesville NO.