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Goonercymraeg is so old....

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Tiddler, Aug 25, 2011.

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  1. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    ...that when his Mrs says "let's go upstairs and make love" he tells her he can't manage both!



    Next. <party>
     
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    Tiddler, Aug 25, 2011
  2. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I have no need to go upstairs as i live in sheltered accomodation <whistle>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  3. TheBear

    TheBear Well-Known Member

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    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
     
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  4. Steevee

    Steevee Active Member

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    lame
     
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    Steevee, Aug 25, 2011
  5. TheBear

    TheBear Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat,
    she fell in love and broke it.
     
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    TheBear, Aug 25, 2011
  6. Bergkamp a Dutch master

    Bergkamp a Dutch master New Member

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    sheltered is that a euphemism for a tent?
     
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    Bergkamp a Dutch master, Aug 25, 2011

  7. TheBear

    TheBear Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat,
    she got baptized at Sea World.




    ...Sorry for a second i thought I was black and living in the early 90's.
     
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    TheBear, Aug 25, 2011
  8. Steevee

    Steevee Active Member

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    are you about 15.... whens summer holdiday finish? are there not any shops you could be looting.


    goonercymraeg < is like a father figure.
     
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    Steevee, Aug 25, 2011
  9. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    A pikey caravan actually <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  10. Bergkamp a Dutch master

    Bergkamp a Dutch master New Member

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    I imagined a shepherd refuge, actually......
     
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  11. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    My ASBO prevents me from going within 5 miles of any fields <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  12. Bergkamp a Dutch master

    Bergkamp a Dutch master New Member

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    love it, I just love it !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    I'm rather annoyed about it actually <grr>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  14. leethegunner

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    what he didnt mention is that hes now on the animal sex register list for 2 years
     
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    leethegunner, Aug 25, 2011
  15. Steevee

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    asbo for raping animals?
     
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  16. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    It's 5 years for a second offence <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  17. Bergkamp a Dutch master

    Bergkamp a Dutch master New Member

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    he misses gladys a lot - she goes baa baa constantly.
     
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  18. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    It wasn't rape as she enjoyed me doing it <ok>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  19. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    Her name was Myfanwy actually <cry>
     
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    goonercymraeg, Aug 25, 2011
  20. leethegunner

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    <laugh>
     
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    leethegunner, Aug 25, 2011
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