list **** that u have recently bot that u think i shud buy. av got extra cash these days and a want to spend it <dontgetwidemuiryaweefanny>
aye hunners a ching saved a grand in 4 weeks just by stayin off that ****e av got virgin media with every channel (dodgy box)
movin into a new house in summer, its no mine but its ma parents. try squeeze another few years of free food & digs
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_s...d-keywords=Gentleman's Willy Care Kit&x=0&y=0 just got my wee brother one of these for his birthday
please log in to view this image Got one of these for my xmas, ****in brilliant. I fly it into the back of the missus napper when she's cooking and stuff, and make it follow her to the bog. I think she regrets buying me it. Great fun tho, you can get a decent one for 40-50 quid.
TN8 don't think she understood last December, when she overheard you in the bathroom saying " I wish I had a bigger chopper to play with"
its quite good av got mates in nearly every trade so gettin a house fitted wud be cheap and fast. shud really take advantage of this
I'm told this is the best **** to buy, and for ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆÃ¢â¬Â âââ‰âÂ¢ÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¢ÃÆÃ¢Ã¢ââ¬à ¡ÃâÃÂ¬ÃÆÃ¢â¬Â¦ÃâÃÂ¡ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆÃ¢Ã¢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦ÃÂ¡ÃÆÃââââÂ¬Ã Â¡ÃÆÃ¢â¬Å¡Ãâã2K, you'd get a ****load of it
one of those mags that always gets advertised on the telly with stuff like "meet the woman with 2 heads", "my husband used to beat me but knitting saved my life" etc etc
Buy a Lion's skull Nev! Mount it on a stick and take it out when it rains and claim to be a "Rain God" http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/REAL-MALE-SOU...les_AnimalCollectables_SM?hash=item19bafc883c
Cock-rings. set up a stall selling them at gay-pride marches , the money will roll in and travelling the world can be claimed as a business expense