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good ol dubya

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, May 27, 2010.

  1. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " romping with a teenage lad " <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    "The source added that they used "some of us darker-skinned employees" as actors in the bogus films."
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <laugh> wonder who drew the short straw and had to take 'saddams' weapon of mass destruction in his mouth <laugh>
     
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  5. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " missionary accomplished " as dubya might say
     
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  6. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    the short straw?? do they need those extra small condoms in iraqistan as well ????
     
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  7. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I meant literally draw the 'short straw'. They don't have video cameras in Eeeerak, so would be suspiscious if these videos turned up. It would have actually been a series of drawing
     
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    A third unnamed source said: "Saddam playing with boys would have no resonance in the Middle East - nobody cares.

    "Trying to mount such a campaign would show a total misunderstanding of the target.

    "We always mistake our own taboos as universal when, in fact, they are just our taboos."

    <laugh>
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    <doh>

    as my mate says, "arabs **** ass" <ok> you can pump as many wee lads as you like as long as you remain a macho dickhead, if however you camp it up a bit you'd better be prepared to be stoned to death. they're a bit like hookers, all ****ing, nae kissing.
     
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  10. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Indeed , "Arafat" actually translates as " I **** your ass " and "Saddam " as " I sodomise"
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    i think the trick is not to be a scrawny wee ****, otherwise you get anally destroyed. my mate was mentoring afghan army and they had some new afghani 18 year old streak of piss join the their kandak straight out of training

    my mate "you can billet him in with the rest of the company, they'll ****ing eat him"
    afghan sgt major "no no, is fine"
    my mate "like i give a ****"
    afghan sgt major "hur hur hur"

    -------SUNRISE-------

    my mate "hello zero this amber two three bravo i have a casualty with severe anal bleeding who needs immediate casevac over"
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. lone ranger

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    he always laughs so hard he cries when he tells that story <laugh>
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh> im stealing that for my signature <ok>
     
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