A fella goes to the doctors to get the results from some tests and the doctor says " I think you'd better sit down I've got some bad news, however I've also got some good news. What would you like first?" The bloke says.." Give me the bad news doc " Doctor " I'm afraid you've only got 2 weeks to live " The bloke replies " Jesus, what's the good news?" Doctor " See the pretty receptionist over there with the big tits, I shagged her this morning "
Apparently according to Cwarr on twitter Charlie N'Zogbia is the first trnsfer breakthrough of the summer. We have 35 million to spend in the summer. ( although personally I'll be surprised if we see half of it.) Tiote still has 6 years on his contract.
I don't even have a window at work. I have to look through a glass partition to look though another glass partition to look through another glass partition (who's occupants have helpfully installed blinds and closed them!) to look out of their window... There could be volcanic ash falling from the sky and I'd never know.
A woman has just given birth to a baby boy when the doctor walks in and says, "I have good news and I have bad news." "What's the bad news?" the woman wonders out loud. "Your baby is ginger," the doctor explains. "OK, what's the good news?" she asks. "It's dead."
.. overseasTOON in Wonderland...Through the looking glass. I've just had a word with Lewis Caroll and he reckons we could be on a winner. The greatest sequel since Godfather 2.
