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  1. jonathan acworth

    jonathan acworth Active Member

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    just been to waterstone in bluewater and they said are willing to stock it GET IN !
     
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  2. IA

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    Will it be in my local Waterstones too?
     
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  3. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    All waterstones? Speak to the notts branch- IA will be gutted if he misses out on this masterpiece.
     
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  4. IA

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    True. If the Nottingham one stocks it, I'll buy two. One for me and one for Vinnie Jones.
     
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  5. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Could buy one and just read it to vinnie? But then again, more money to the club if you buy two.

    Decisions, decisions
     
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  6. IA

    IA Active Member

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    I can't read though.

    Vinnie will be reading his book to me and I'll look at the pictures, do the colouring in, etc.

    £2 goes to the club instead of £1. If I buy three (for Harry Redknapp's goldfish), that'll be £3 for the club
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to buy two- one for myself and another for that bloody spirit who keeps using my energy.
     
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  8. IA

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    If it's pushing you to the ground, you should report it to the police. <ok>

    Will you be buying your two at Waterstones Nottingham?
     
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  9. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    Depends on what locations JA is doing his book signings. Might follow him around the country and write a book on it<ok>
     
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  10. IA

    IA Active Member

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    You'll have to get an invite to the meeting with Harry Redknapp if he is bringing the book there.

    Sounds like a good book that I'd be interested in buying. How much goes to the club?
     
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    Everything goes towards welling. Thats if Ross kemp hasn't bought them by then!
     
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  12. Ryan-R-An-Addick

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    Well I be able to download an e-book version?
     
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  13. The Rifleman

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    Do the club get £1 for every copy sold in the club shop ? How much did you have to pay your proof reader ? He must have had a lot of work to do, if your book writing skills are anything like your posts on this site. How much is the book going to cost ? Think i will wait until it is available in the Poundshop.
     
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  14. jonathan acworth

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    no proof reader was my uncle as he was headmaster says its ok -full of colour photos and it be £5-99p
     
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  15. jonathan acworth

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    quicky how can u charge a spirit?u cant the clairvoyant provoaked it by saying come on loudly and it worked tried to escape outside doors and clairvoyant quickly closed it down afterwoods.prob had enough me turning up!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  16. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    You'll be waiting a long time- it's going to be a international best seller after endorsements from Oprah and Richard & Judy!

    Morgan freeman will be narrating the audio book too!
     
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    SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious Well-Known Member

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    I accept most major credit cards, post dated cheques, and cash- so we'll find a way!
     
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  18. IA

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    No I won't be.

    I'll ask Vinnie if he'll do it.
     
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  19. SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious

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    Could ask vinnie if he would star as JA in "Ackworth: the Movie"?
     
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  20. Dick Van Dykes Disco Dungarees

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    Could Harry Redknapp's Goldfish do the audio book ?

    please log in to view this image
     
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