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  1. AsprillasFurCoat

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    Today I am wearing jeans to work
    One of the blubs in the kitchen has blown
    I had Rice Krispies for breakfast, and a cup of coffee
    The peas I planted are coming up
    I think I'll change the CD in the car this morning
    I've emptied the dishwasher
    It's a bit drizzly
    I'm watching Chowder
    I had to get up at 3 AM to let the cat out
    That is all
     
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  2. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    What's a blub?
    All is good in the world . . . . . . except the vegetarian bitch is still in Masterchef! <ok>
     
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  3. SeatonSluiceToon

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    She's a right pain isn't she! Was gutted they got rid of James, that lad who loved his meat and 'proper grub'. Who wants Taiwanese street food? Isn't that just roast dog anyway? Or horse?
     
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  4. Alfie

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    Between her and the American I can't believe I'm going to say this but I'm rooting for the Italian <laugh>
     
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    Today I'm off to Spain for a hen party, travelling solo as rest of group already there. Will be carrying every hangover cure known to man/woman even though I've been in training for this one. Hoping I don't get lost as I have managed to do in the past.
     
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  6. u408379965

    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    I'm wearing odd socks.
     
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  7. Alfie

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    If you can get to the airport the pilot tends to do the rest <ok>

    Lemsips! Best hangover cure known to human kind.
     
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  8. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    The best hangover cure I have ever heard was from an old Scotsman while on holiday. He said:

    "The best way to cure a hangover is to get pished as soon as possible after waking up".

    Sounds good, no?
     
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  9. LTF

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    Thanks for the tip about Lemsips Alfie, not heard of that for a hangover and I always happen to have them in the cupboard for when my husband gets Man flu.
     
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    I'd wake up with a hangover every morning if my husband played for Man Flu <laugh>
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    Guten Morgen.
     
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  13. Alfie

    Alfie Active Member

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    Morning mate, think this is turning into a best hangover cure/slag of the vegetarian bird on Masterchef thread. Any thoughts? AG's cure for a hangover is to wear odd socks I think.
     
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    My boxer shorts are too tight, I need a **** and I've just noticed one sleeve is longer than the other on my crappy Primark shirt.
     
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  15. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Bacon sarnie, plenty of butter, grease, HP sauce, etc, with a pack of sugary sweets (refreshers or something) for pudding.

    Also, I too hate that smug vegan bitch on Masterchef. <ok>
     
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  16. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    never seen it what side is it on
    but the best hangover cure they say is h2O but for me it has to be a massive slug of jim beam(black) and coke with ice.
    Bacon sarnie, plenty of butter, grease, HP sauce, etc, sounds good as well
     
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  17. Ant_NUFC

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    Good morning. I'm still in bed! Gonna have to get up soon though I start work at 12.
     
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  18. ToonSi

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    The best hangover cure is drink a pint or two of water before bed and then have a glass on the bedside table for the night.
    The primary cause of a hangover is dehydration and I've always managed to avoid a bad head because of doing this, although sometimes will ge the odd upset stomach.
     
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  19. u408379965

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    How are you getting on with the classic shirts mate? My letters and numbers came through this morning, I've tried and failed to attach them. I've managed to partly melt a corner of each number, but they haven't stuck to the shirt properly. I'd suggest trying to do it on an ironing board rather than the dining table, unfortunately I'd left some noticeable marks before I realised this. The instructions suggested placing a shirt between the iron and the letters. Use an old shirt. Fortunately the smell of burning made me change from a new to an old shirt before I damaged it. Also might be an idea to get a woman to do it, they're generally handier with an iron, the only times I've used one previously is to wax a snowboard and the experience didn't really help. <ok>
     
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  20. Ain't milk brilliant

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    I have just realised i have put a fork in the spoon tray so my day is ****ed!!
     
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