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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 28, 2018.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    D85B3A37-C865-481B-881F-65EA071EB6EE.jpeg What you up to today?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 28, 2018
  2. JakartaToon

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    60th birthday today - that's a very thoughtful present you have got me there.
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 28, 2018
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  3. Ben 10

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    Trip to Ikea. Aka hell
     
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  4. JakartaToon

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    Don't mind the trips - its the making it afterwards. Here they can deliver it and make it for you.
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

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    Didn't have plans but now I'm off to the shops to get some tissues and KY Jelly...
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Sep 28, 2018
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  6. Gordonthetoony

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    Working on my laptop getting it all cleaned etc. then a cup of coffee and a cake.
     
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    Gordonthetoony, Sep 28, 2018
  7. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Why? It wasn't me!!

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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I thought you were older?
     
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  9. Ben 10

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    Only replacing a rug so shouldn't take too much putting together. But yeah the wardrobes and stuff are a pain
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    Well that’s you and all your aliases out of the compo.

    <cheers>
     
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  11. Howe's about that then?

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    I got a bit of a telling off when I was younger for laughing when, amongst other things, I scanned a pot of KY and a cucumber. The customer didn't find it as funny as I did
     
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  12. jimileysbaldhead

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    Old twat...<whistle>
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Sep 28, 2018
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    They say you are only as old as the twat you feel .... and the one I feel is nearly 10years younger than me.
     
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    JakartaToon, Sep 29, 2018
  14. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Dirty old men need love too <laugh>
     
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    She reminds me of a farfalle pasta shell
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 29, 2018
  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Aye but you wouldn’t want to stick your dick in a pasta shell mate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 29, 2018
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    Especially if it was pasta shell by date...






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    Some morning smiles for you.

     
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