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Good Morning All / weirdest Christmas present

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by ellandback, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Good Morning Leeds (and Wall fans)

    Hope everyone is well, and managing to wind down for Christmas...

    Not too much to discuss on the footy front, so lets start with the banter...

    What is the oddest present, Christmas or otherwise that you have recieved <yikes>
     
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  2. Radebeens

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    Morning elland.

    I work in a school and our head teacher owns his own farm. Every year for Christmas, we all get a gift from the farm. One year it was jam, one year cider and then last year, four of the rankest sausages i've ever tasted.
     
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  3. Cosmic_LUFC

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    morning...got a willy grooming kit one year as secret santa from work...that was odd...all the birds in my office at the time knew my willy to be perfectly groomed
     
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  4. The-Don

    The-Don Well-Known Member

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    I think you might have opened yourself up for sausage jokes there mate :) I'm too mature to take the piss just waiting for LIW to give you some stick :)
     
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  5. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    For my birthday this year I got a towel (for when I'm down the gym) and some oven gloves (for when im making dinner) from my kids.

    They really know me well <laugh>

    Morning all <ok>
     
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  6. BoggersMOT

    BoggersMOT Well-Known Member

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    Morning all. Nothing weird apart from ill-fitting hand made jumpers from the mother in law. If I put on about 10 stone, I might get to wear it one day. Heyho.
     
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  7. Cosmic_LUFC

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    does anyone get socks as christmas presents anymore?
     
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  8. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> All those extra stitches for nothing eh boggers!

    Cosmic, I hope I do this year as I didnt get any for my birthday & could do with some more. Its something I never buy myself!

    <mustbegettingold>
     
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  9. Cosmic_LUFC

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    not got any for years...used to always get em
     
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  10. The-Don

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    Ill have it Boggers :)
     
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  11. Badger

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    Morning All...

    wierdeds prezzie award has to go to me ma and pa..

    3 years ago got a vase of them...bent like a banana it was..me and mrs B just looked at each other amnd laughed...wot the fook...????

    Now dont know why but comic has just came to mind <whistle>
     
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  12. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Morning badge <ok>

    Right, suppose I better check in at the local <grr>

    Speak soon
     
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  13. Badger

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    Yur ole piss-head Buck...ohhhhhh yur meant the local old bill shop...<laugh>
     
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  14. bucks_is_leeds

    bucks_is_leeds Jonny big spuds Forum Moderator

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    Well it is Christmas mate! <anyexcusesmiley>
     
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  15. The-Don

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    I once got bought a dancing penis fluffy teddy thing the music was "Get down on it, Get down on it" funny thing was I was 14 n it was from my ***** science teacher you think I shouldve said something? :)
     
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  16. Badger

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    LOL...I got given a wind-up pussy from a work colleage when he was leaving...He said it was cause i was a wind up merchant..( wot ole Badger wind-up,,,never).

    So i wond it up but it never worked...So i went out into the bakery to show the rest of the lads..and said..

    Ohhh look richard has bought me a prezzzie to remind me of him when he leaves....A **** that dont work....<laugh>.

    Now i dont know why but he wasent happy about that :huh:
     
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